My Dear
Wormwood.
Based on
the information in your last report (which I cross checked thoroughly) I have
put you in for a commendation with the Lowerarchs. Globhiss let your patient
become a formidable Christian in one of the most noxious and fearsome Churches we
know of, then foolishly allowed him to catechize his children in the true knowledge
of the Enemy. Small wonder we sent Globhiss to the House of Corrections and reassigned
the patient to you.
Lesser tempters would have complained that taking over in such a situation was unfair, but through the focused, sleepless application of force and careful obedience to your betters you have brought him back to us. Your patient now constantly insinuates that the genuine Christians around him are racists. His wife is estranged from him while yet living with him, his children despise what he has become, and he sees none of it, instead believing he is suffering for the sake of the Enemy’s Kingdom. I can see his end now, standing before his judge, outraged. “Did I not do many wonderful things in your name!? Did I not write many articles? Was I not entirely devoted to your cause?” The Enemy will say, “Depart from me, I never knew you” and will hand him over to us. He will observe how his hard work won him hell, he will realize what we’ve done to him, and then we will feast on him.
Lesser tempters would have complained that taking over in such a situation was unfair, but through the focused, sleepless application of force and careful obedience to your betters you have brought him back to us. Your patient now constantly insinuates that the genuine Christians around him are racists. His wife is estranged from him while yet living with him, his children despise what he has become, and he sees none of it, instead believing he is suffering for the sake of the Enemy’s Kingdom. I can see his end now, standing before his judge, outraged. “Did I not do many wonderful things in your name!? Did I not write many articles? Was I not entirely devoted to your cause?” The Enemy will say, “Depart from me, I never knew you” and will hand him over to us. He will observe how his hard work won him hell, he will realize what we’ve done to him, and then we will feast on him.
There is yet
much to be done, to be sure. We must get him out of that church still, for it
is an ever present danger to us. But insofar as it is possible, you have
immunized him to it, as we immunized the Babylonian Exiles to the preaching of
Ezekiel. He believes that our social fashions are imperatives that confer moral
progress. He smiles at fellow church goers in person and
denounces them as villains online. He follows our fads built on anti-Christian premises zealously. He is continually goaded into
saying ever increasingly foolish things by extremists, but retains enough
intelligence to create ambiguity and plausible deniability by them. We very
nearly annihilated his own denomination with liberalism years ago and yet he is
blind to what we do to it today. Oh it is a marvelous thing you’ve done to him Wormwood, be proud of
yourself.
Do not be
surprised if you are reassigned shortly. A future repentance may yet mar all,
but the ever growing size required of it and the unconscious bias against it he’s built up makes repentance
increasingly unlikely. Your patient can be managed by another tempter now
Wormwood, you are too valuable to waste on him further.
Your
Affectionate and Increasingly Proud Uncle,
Screwtape
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